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Are You OK? thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Nonviolence is fine as long as it works. - Malcolm X

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

It's a fine night to have an evening. - Steven Wright

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

There's a fine line between Numerator and Denominator. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. - Fred Allen

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

There's a fine line between the Method actor and the schizophrenic. - Nicolas Cage

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Unknown

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

The writing of more than 75 poems in any fiscal year should be punishable by a fine of $500. - Ed Sanders

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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