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Are You OK? thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

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Are You OK? thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

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OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

Nonviolence is fine as long as it works. - Malcolm X

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

There's a fine line between the Method actor and the schizophrenic. - Nicolas Cage

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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Windows Scoreboard

Mummy Dogs

Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet

Media Bondage

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Don't Get Your Head In A Knot

Cornfield Fishing

Dawn Gone

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Together Since

You Never Call

CLUMSY Driver

Water Short

Post Research

Motorcycle Taxi

Columbia Street Party

Fly By Meal

Down Day

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