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Welcoming Arms - when Heaven can't wait

Are You Ready? thanks to Jim Serritella

Crossing The Chasm one final time

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Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

May you be in Heaven a full half hour before the Devil knows you're dead. - Irish Toast

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. - C S Lewis

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

Earn all you can,
Spend all you can,
Save all you can,
But for heaven's sake,
Give all you can. - John Wesley

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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