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Are You Ready?

Welcoming Arms - when Heaven can't wait

Are You Ready? thanks to Jim Serritella

Crossing The Chasm one final time

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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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