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Crossing The Chasm one final time

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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, but to be young was very heaven! - William Wordsworth

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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