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Atom Trust

Do atoms make everything up?

Atom Trust thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sign of a questionable relationship

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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never trust an atom. They make up everything. - Unknown

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms. - George Wald

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything. - Ivana Trump

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Those who trust to chance must abide by the results of chance. - Calvin Coolidge

We are all selfish and I no more trust myself than others with a good motive. - Lord Byron

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

Physics is the only profession in which prophecy is not only accurate but routine. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb


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