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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Flirting is conversational chemistry. - Isaac Mizrahi

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Theoretical physics is actually philosophy. - Max Born

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. - Aesop

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

What orators lack in depth they make up for in length. - Charles de Secondat

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Quantum physics thus reveals a basic oneness of the universe. - Erwin Schrodinger

Those who trust to chance must abide by the results of chance. - Calvin Coolidge

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

When you cannot make up your mind between two evenly balanced courses of action, choose the bolder. - Unknown

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

We need to trust our instincts, thoughts, and feelings. The plan will happen in spite of us, not because of us. - Melody Beattie

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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