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Atom Trust

Do atoms make everything up?

Atom Trust thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Never trust an atom. They make up everything. - Unknown

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything. - Ivana Trump

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

We are all selfish and I no more trust myself than others with a good motive. - Lord Byron

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

No one undertakes research in physics with the intention of winning a prize. It is the joy of discovering something no one knew before. - Stephen Hawking

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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