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Atom Trust

Do atoms make everything up?

Atom Trust thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Science is organized knowledge. - Herbert Spencer

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do. - Benjamin Spock

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom. - Robert Millikan

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

It's amazing how a little tomorrow can make up for a whole lot of yesterday. - John Guare

We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic. - David Russell

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

To trust agents, hyperlinks are the twenty-first-century equivalent of the name-dropper. - Chris Brogan

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

When you cannot make up your mind between two evenly balanced courses of action, choose the bolder. - Unknown

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

We need to trust our instincts, thoughts, and feelings. The plan will happen in spite of us, not because of us. - Melody Beattie

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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