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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

Good intentions are not enough. They've never put an onion in the soup yet. - Sonya Levien

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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