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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

I cannot think of a single one, not even intelligence. - Enrico Fermi

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

I only sound intelligent when there's a good scriptwriter around. - Christian Bale

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you. - Roger Ebert

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz


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