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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown


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