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First notification of brain drain

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Why do teenagers act the way they do?

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I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

We are most alive when we're in love. - John Updike

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you. - Roger Ebert

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

If people did not do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

I blinked and I cured my brain. That's how. Everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. - Charlie Sheen

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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