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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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