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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan


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