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Bacon Face Breakfast

Bacon and eggs takes on a new personality

Bacon Face Breakfast thanks to Jan Newell

Cooking for artistic appetites

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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