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Bacon Thoughts thanks to Howard Chapman

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

A man's life is what his thoughts make it. - Marcus Aurelius

Change your thoughts and you change your world. - Norman Vincent Peale

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

When all think alike, no one is thinking very much. - Walter Lippmann

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Indignation is a submission of our thoughts, but not of our desires. - Bertrand Russell

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. - Charles F. Kettering

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them. - Albert Einstein

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

You are today where your thoughts have brought you. You will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. - James Allen

I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau

We need to trust our instincts, thoughts, and feelings. The plan will happen in spite of us, not because of us. - Melody Beattie

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

The greatest ideas, the most profound thoughts, and the most beautiful poetry are born from the womb of silence. - William A. Ward

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

That's the kind of thing people always thinking. They always got to see some sort of scary thing in everything. - S.D. Crockett

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. - Billy Connolly

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week. - George Bernard Shaw


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