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Bath Head Protection

Adding safety to baby's bath tub

Bath Head Protection thanks to Jim Serritella

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Watching Baby while Baby Watching

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A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head. - Derek Johnstone

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Good instincts tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. - Michael Burke

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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