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Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

Narcissist: someone better looking than you are. - Gore Vidal

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else. - Booker T Washington

Admit your errors before someone else exaggerates them. - Unknown

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. - Bette Midler

Only someone who attempts the absurd can achieve the impossible. - Unknown

If you do something for someone else, you are an ethical person. - Graham Forst

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done. - Amelia Earhart

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Conscience: the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking. - H L Mencken

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee. - Arnold Glasgow

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

If someone betrays you once, it is his fault.
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault. - Unknown

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Show me anyone who's lived to over seventy, and you show me a fighter - someone who's got the will to live. - Agatha Christie

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

If you need to make a difficult decision and you let someone else decide for you, you will regret it, no matter how it turns out. - Unknown

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami


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