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A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Narcissist: someone better looking than you are. - Gore Vidal

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be. - J K Rowling

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Never get deeply in debt to someone who cried at the end of Scarface. - Robert Wieder

A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment. - John Wooden

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

Frankly, I don't mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is. - Edward Kennedy

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

If you want to go somewhere, it is best to find someone who has already been there. - Robert Kiyosaki

Every man in the world is better than someone else. And not as good as someone else. - William Saroyan

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger. - Dan Rather

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? - George Carlin

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

When you're an actor, you do a lot of the same kind of thing. It's great when someone gets you to do something that's a little surprising. - Christopher Walken


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