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Finding someone special who makes you happy

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It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A hero is someone we can admire without apology. - Kitty Kelley

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. - Ronald Reagan

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be. - J K Rowling

Just try to be angry with someone who fed you something delicious. - Carmen Cook

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

Someone has to stand up and speak for the freedoms of the little guy. - Christopher Monckton

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

I shudder to think that one day someone may give the same order for Rome. - Scipio Aemilianus

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. - Unknown

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

If someone betrays you once, it is his fault.
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault. - Unknown

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. - John Wooden

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back. - Unknown

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Maturity begins when we're content to feel we're right about something without feeling the necessity to prove someone else wrong. - Sydney J. Harris

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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