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Beware Of Dog

Warning signs for dogs and backward dogs

Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

You have to think anyway, so why not think big? - Donald Trump

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. - Aesop

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

It's the little details that are vital. Little things make big things happen. - John Wooden

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

I am really honored frankly to have played such a big role in hopefully, hopefully, getting rid of this issue. - Donald Trump

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Beware of endeavoring to become a great man in a hurry. One such attempt in ten thousand may succeed. These are fearful odds. - Benjamin Disraeli

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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