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Beware Of Dog

Warning signs for dogs and backward dogs

Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Beware the tyranny of the minority. - Latin Proverb

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge. - Unknown

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

I am not worried about the deficit. It's big enough to take care of itself. - Ronald Reagan

There's no problem so big or complicated that it can't be run away from. - Unknown

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Roses are red, Pizza sauce is too, I ordered a large, and None of it is for you. - Unknown

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it. - Adolf Hitler

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon


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