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Beware Of Dog

Warning signs for dogs and backward dogs

Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Beware the fury of a patient man. - John Dryden

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Beware the wrath of a patient adversary. - John C. Calhoun

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. - Johnny Carson

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge. - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

There's no problem so big or complicated that it can't be run away from. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. - the Eagles

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

I am really honored frankly to have played such a big role in hopefully, hopefully, getting rid of this issue. - Donald Trump

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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