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Beware Of Dog

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Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

I've been big ever since I was little. - William Perry

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. - Stephen King

It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge. - Unknown

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field. - Carol Vorderman

Kindness is the golden chain by which society is bound together. - Johann von Goethe

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Sergio Leone was a big influence on me because of the spaghetti westerns. - Quentin Tarantino

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it, sometimes three. - Alexandre Dumas

We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I think the only way I could make something fun and big is if I don't expect it to be. - Markus Persson

The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure. - Joseph Campbell

In order to be big, you have to think big. If you think small, you're going to be small. - Emeril Lagasse

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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