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Big Hands Baby

Growing up to his full potential a little too early

Big Hands Baby thanks to Heather Pulfer

Little Johnny was born a natural comedian

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Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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