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Big Hands Baby

Growing up to his full potential a little too early

Big Hands Baby thanks to Heather Pulfer

Little Johnny was born a natural comedian

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Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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