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Big Hands Baby

Growing up to his full potential a little too early

Big Hands Baby thanks to Heather Pulfer

Little Johnny was born a natural comedian

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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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