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Bike Barrow

Mixing wheelbarrows and Motorcycles in the garden

Bike Barrow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Getting more mileage out of the old motorcycle

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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

The best way to predict the future is to invent it. - Alan Kay

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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