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Bike Barrow

Mixing wheelbarrows and Motorcycles in the garden

Bike Barrow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Getting more mileage out of the old motorcycle

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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I have always hated machinery, and the only machine I ever understood was a wheelbarrow, and that but imperfectly. - Eric T. Bell

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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