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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. - Bob Marley

If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Mason took in enough cannabis smoke to allow a Lipan Apache manipulating a blanket over it to transmit the complete works of Tennyson. - Richard Condon

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West


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