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Bridge Slide

Winter driving on icy roads

Bridge Slide thanks to Keith Blake

When road safety is on a downward slope

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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