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Bridge Slide

Winter driving on icy roads

Bridge Slide thanks to Keith Blake

When road safety is on a downward slope

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The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

He who cannot forgive others destroys the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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