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Bridge Slide

Winter driving on icy roads

Bridge Slide thanks to Keith Blake

When road safety is on a downward slope

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

He who cannot forgive others destroys the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder


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