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British League of Pessimists

Joking on National No Smiling Day?

British League of Pessimists thanks to Jill Hamelin

Pessimism - a state of mind in which one anticipates undesirable outcomes

Pessimism - a state of mind in which one anticipates undesirable outcomes, or believes that the hardships in life outweigh the good

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The pessimist is half-licked before he starts. - Thomas A. Buckner

I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite. - Buddy the Elf

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. - Phyllis Diller

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

The most destitute person in the world is the one without a smile. - Zig Ziglar

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile. - Goldie Hawn

Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count. - Kin Hubbard

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?'
Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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