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British League of Pessimists

Joking on National No Smiling Day?

British League of Pessimists thanks to Jill Hamelin

Pessimism - a state of mind in which one anticipates undesirable outcomes

Pessimism - a state of mind in which one anticipates undesirable outcomes, or believes that the hardships in life outweigh the good

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities. - Herman Melville

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

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We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world. - Unknown

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I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. - George Jean Nathan

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

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