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British League of Pessimists

Joking on National No Smiling Day?

British League of Pessimists thanks to Jill Hamelin

Pessimism - a state of mind in which one anticipates undesirable outcomes

Pessimism - a state of mind in which one anticipates undesirable outcomes, or believes that the hardships in life outweigh the good

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I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite. - Buddy the Elf

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. - George Jean Nathan

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

A smile in giving honest criticism can make the difference between resentment and reform. - Philip Steinmetz

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

To many, no doubt, he will seem blatent and bumptious, but we prefer to regard him as being simply British. - Oscar Wilde

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?'
Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott


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