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If you pick it, it won't heal. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Go out hard. Pick it up in the middle and sprint at the end. - Browning Ross

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. - Steven Wright

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The pursuit of truth is like picking raspberries. You miss a lot if you approach it from only one angle. - Randal Marlin

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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