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Buddha Plane

Change of flight plans in China

Buddha Plane thanks to Keith Blake

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Capturing an airplane's jet stream
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If you pick it, it won't heal. - Unknown

Whenever you fall, pick something up. - Oswald Avery

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. - Clemence Dane

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. - Steven Wright

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The pursuit of truth is like picking raspberries. You miss a lot if you approach it from only one angle. - Randal Marlin

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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