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Bus Stuck Passenger

Maybe not the best way to catch a breath of fresh air

Bus Stuck Passenger thanks to Mike King

Road safety for passing bus passengers

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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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