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Bus Stuck Passenger

Maybe not the best way to catch a breath of fresh air

Bus Stuck Passenger thanks to Mike King

Road safety for passing bus passengers

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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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