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Bus Stuck Passenger

Maybe not the best way to catch a breath of fresh air

Bus Stuck Passenger thanks to Mike King

Road safety for passing bus passengers

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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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