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Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Unknown

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Thoughts are like arrows: once released, they strike their mark. Guard them well, or one day you may be your own victim. - Navajo Proverb

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness. - George Sand


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