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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Above all else, guard your heart, for it affects everything else you do. - Unknown

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness. - George Sand


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