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Cake Message

Getting more than your money's worth at the local bakery

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My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss


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