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Cake Message

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The medium is the message. - Marshall McLuhan

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield


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