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Canadian Bees

Backyard beekeeping - take the honey and run

Canadian Bees thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Making a bee line for the Canadian border

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Living is like licking honey off a thorn. - Unknown

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali

It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage. - Indiana Jones

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown

If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive. - Dale Carnegie

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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