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Canadian Car Crash

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Canadian Car Crash thanks to Jerry VanHorne

Things are a little different in Canada

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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Sorry, I'm still a dialectical materialist. - Fidel Castro

Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. - Aesop

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin Williams

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama


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