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Canadian Car Crash

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Canadian Car Crash thanks to Jerry VanHorne

Things are a little different in Canada

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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. - Aesop

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin Williams

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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