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Canadian Nativity Scene

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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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