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Rules and regulations and priororities. - Archie Bunker

The rules are written by the bureaucraps. - Archie Bunker

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

I never had a set of rules. Every situation is different. - Red Auerbach

Experience shows that exceptions are as true as the rules. - Edith Ronald Mirrielees

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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