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Canadian Swimming

Canadian athletes train in all types of field and weather conditions

Preparing for the driveway Olympics in the Moistwet Territories

Canadian Swimming thanks to Jerry VanHorne

Canadian athletes train in all types of field and weather conditions

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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

The largest room available to athletes is room for improvement. - Unknown

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The greatest athletes are those who discover that what they should be doing and what they are doing are the same thing. - Unknown

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar


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