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Canadian Swimming

Canadian athletes train in all types of field and weather conditions

Preparing for the driveway Olympics in the Moistwet Territories

Canadian Swimming thanks to Jerry VanHorne

Canadian athletes train in all types of field and weather conditions

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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The greatest athletes are those who discover that what they should be doing and what they are doing are the same thing. - Unknown

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas


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