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Canadian Trap

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Canadian Trap thanks to Jerry VanHorne

The trap - used by Canadian breweries to gain market share

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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Don't grow up - it's a trap! - Unknown

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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