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Car-Eating Cow

Sign that it’s the Hungry Season Down Under

Car-Eating Cow thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Beware of large bovines on Australian roads

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The appetite grows by eating. - Francois Rabelais

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm not from a maple producing area and so my maple syrup credentials are very much of the eating side. - Nancy Greeme

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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