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Car-Eating Cow

Sign that it’s the Hungry Season Down Under

Car-Eating Cow thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Beware of large bovines on Australian roads

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PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? - George Carlin

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas


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