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Car-Eating Cow

Sign that it’s the Hungry Season Down Under

Car-Eating Cow thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Beware of large bovines on Australian roads

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The appetite grows by eating. - Francois Rabelais

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I'm not from a maple producing area and so my maple syrup credentials are very much of the eating side. - Nancy Greeme

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti


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