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Cholla Claws

Do jumping cholla cactus really jump?

Do not be deceived in the Arizona Desert! Although Cholla cactus are small, they are very painful. Each needle is sharp and has hundreds of microscopic scales.
Cholla Claws thanks to Barry McCartney

Now I know why tequila was invented...

The “Jumping Cholla” (Cylindropuntia Fulgida, also known as the “Hanging Chain Cholla” and “Teddy Bear Cholla”) is a Cholla cactus native to the Southwestern United States and Sonora, Mexico. Better to visit a Desert Botanical Garden for a safer place to learn more about prickly natives.

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

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Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

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A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

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How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

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Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

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