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Christmas Balls thanks to Shawn Kennedy

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Laugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

The ball doesn't know how old I am. - Martina Navratilova

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

I've never met a popcorn ball I didn't like. - Deb Caletti

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Unknown

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
And that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. - Ogden Nash

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later. - Bob Paisley

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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