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A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb

Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - George S Patton

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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Girl's Party

Sleep Driving

Portuguese Airport Runway

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Going Nowhere Mall

Skateboard Suit

Texas Truck

Tailgate Coyote

Montreal Canadian Fan

Canadian Man Cave

Puffin Walk

Wine Gum Lamp

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Prison Escapee's Not-Quite-Clean Escape

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