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The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Anatole France

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - George S Patton

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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