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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Boredom is rage spread thin. - Paul Tillich

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

I hate to spread rumours - but what else can one do with them? - Amanda Lear

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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