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A cold bookstore promotes the enjoyment of reading

Cold Books thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Make ample time to read for enjoyment and pleasure

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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