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Cold Books

A cold bookstore promotes the enjoyment of reading

Cold Books thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Make ample time to read for enjoyment and pleasure

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Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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