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Cold Sermon

Looks like it's too cold to change the sign

Cold Sermon thanks to Barry McCartney

Signs of change at the Methodist Church

Being greeted by a warm sermon

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Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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