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Come And Go

We came from the earth and shall return to the earth

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Watching the coming and going of Historic Relationships

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

I want to make a poem of my life. - Yukio Mishima

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. - Unknown

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

You must ruthlessly eliminate hurry from your life. - Dallas Willard

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

You have to deal with the fact that your life is your life. - Alex Hailey

Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. - Emily Dickinson

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Maybe you needed to get whacked hard by life before you understood what you wanted out of it. - Jodi Picoult

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you. We are in charge of our attitudes. - Charles R. Swindoll

Two important things are to have a genuine interest in people and to be kind to them. Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

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