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Computer Memory Family

Time lapse from diskette to flash drive

Computer Memory Family thanks to Francis Turner

Passing on memory of computer genealogy

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Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

Pale ink is better than the most retentive memory. - Harvey Mackay

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory. - Jesse Ventura

Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

Memory is often less about the truth than about what we want it to be. - David Halberstam

One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory. - Leonardo da Vinci

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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