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Cooking For Guys

Cookbook for a bachelor's kitchen

Cooking For Guys thanks to Howard Chapman

Meal recipe for a bachelor: (A) simple, (b) quick, and (C) lots of it

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Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Raisin cookies are why I have trust issues. - Unknown

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Don't date a guy that takes more selfies than you do. - Unknown

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

He's a wonderful guy and we're all pulling for him. - Donald Trump

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy. - Jack Nicholson

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Someone has to stand up and speak for the freedoms of the little guy. - Christopher Monckton

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The guy went into the Capitol under the dome and was sellin' the teapots on the side. - Archie Bunker

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. - Caroline Rhea

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

Thousands and thousands of guys applied to be on the show... Some of them were crazy. Some of them were so much into themselves. - Donald Trump

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't... and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. - Unknown

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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