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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Never confuse movement with action. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

We have confused power with greatness. - Stewart Udall

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

I'm not confused. I'm just well mixed. - Robert Frost

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. - Kin Hubbard

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Be not careless in deeds, nor confused in words, nor rambling in thought. - Marcus A. Antoninus

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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