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Cut-Off Deadline

Running out of time - holding on to the last minute

Cut-Off Deadline thanks to Mel Hardman

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Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. - William Shakespeare

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

You become what you think about most of the time. - Earl Nightingale

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. - Groucho Marx

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

time's a strange fellow; more he gives than takes - e e cummings

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Your time is precious. Don't waste it on anyone who doesn't realize that you are, too. - Unknown

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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