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Cut-Off Deadline

Running out of time - holding on to the last minute

Cut-Off Deadline thanks to Mel Hardman

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Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

He was not of an age, but for all time. - Ben Jonson

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

There cannot be a world crisis next week, my schedule is full. - Henry Kissinger

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

It’s okay to be crazy and scared and brave at the same time! - Kelly Epperson

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer. - Walter Scott

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

A long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy. - Charles Manson

You don't do things right once in a while. You do them right all the time. - Vince Lombardi

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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