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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:24

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Those who slew my father I drove into exile... and defeated them in battle. - Augustus

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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