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Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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