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Doggie Bag thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. - Phyllis Diller

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

What I know for sure is that what you give comes back to you. - Oprah Winfrey

Your mind will give back to you exactly what you put into it. - James Joyce

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Life is an echo. What you send out, you get back. What you give, you get. - Unknown

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule. - Darth Vader

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Complaint always comes back in an echo from the ends of the world, but silence strengthens us. - G K Chesterton

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. - Maria Robinson

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

As it is more blessed to give than receive, so it must be more blessed to receive than to give back. - Robert Frost

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

The problem with being Irish is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times. - Roddy Doyle

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back. - Unknown

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

I'll sail to Ka-Troo. And bring back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo. A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too. - Theodor Seuss Geisel

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde


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