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Doggie Bag

Dog backpack carriers for the man on the go

Doggie Bag thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Quinctilius Varus, give me back my legions. - Augustus

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you. - Groucho Marx

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. - Phyllis Diller

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. - Unknown

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can let yourself back. - Mick Jagger

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule. - Darth Vader

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

He's so generous, he'll go out, get two blowjobs, come back and give you one of them. - Milton Berle

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going back and beginning all over again. - Andre Gide

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

You live in a community. You take something out of the community, you've got to put something back into the community. - Joe Segal

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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