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Doggie Bag

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Doggie Bag thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

My back hurts. I think I over-schlepped. - George Carlin

Quinctilius Varus, give me back my legions. - Augustus

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. - Phyllis Diller

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

Your mind will give back to you exactly what you put into it. - James Joyce

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Give to the world the best you have and the best will come back to you. - Madeline Bridges

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can let yourself back. - Mick Jagger

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

He who is carried on another's back does not appreciate how far the town is. - African Proverb

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule. - Darth Vader

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Assume any career move you make won't go smoothly. They won't. But don't look back. - Andy Grove

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

The problem with being Irish is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times. - Roddy Doyle

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going back and beginning all over again. - Andre Gide

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

It's impossible to give without having it come back to you. And it's impossible to keep what you won't give away. - Unknown

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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