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Dragon Buoy

How to slow down fast drivers in construction zones

Dragon Buoy thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Slow Down and Go Around

Slow Down and Go Around... Study of questionable traffic signs begins

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. - Steven Brust

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

You haven't been bit till a dragon does it. - Tamora Pierce

But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. - Rick Riordan

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon. - Pat Oliphant

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

Heroes take journeys, confront dragons, and discover the treasure of their true selves. - Carol Pearson

I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer - I'm a dragon irritater. - Craig Ferguson

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

We are our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. - Tom Robbins

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Fang says he eats a lot to settle his nerves. I said, "Have you seen where they're settling?" - Phyllis Diller

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. - Neil Gaiman

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

It is possible that mankind is on the threshold of a golden age; but, if so, it will be necessary first to slay the dragon that guards the door, and this dragon is religion. - Bertrand Russell

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary. - H L Mencken

Puff, the Magic Dragon, lived by the sea, and frolicked in the Autumn Mist in a land called Honah Lee, little Jacky Paper loved that rascal Puff, and gave him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. - Peter Yarrow

Most people want to be circled by safety, not by the unexpected. The unexpected can take you out. But the unexpected can also take you over and change your life. Put a heart in your body where a stone used to be. - Ron Hall


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