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Easter Lost

Don't bother looking for Easter eggs this year

Easter Lost thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Hunting season took priority over Easter this year for Bubba ... Maybe the neigbors will have an Easter egg hunt this year

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland


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