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Education Standstill

Education works best when all the parts are working

Education Standstill thanks to Roy Bishop

Too bad that these gears could never turn...

What happens when dubm teachers pretend to be engineers... Standstill: a situation or condition in which there is no movement or activity at all

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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

There is no education like adversity. - Disraeli

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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