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Egg Tester

How Little Johnny helps Mommy get breakfast ready

Egg Tester thanks to Mike King

No sense in crying over spilled eggs

Get cracking with farm fresh eggs

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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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