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Egg Tester

How Little Johnny helps Mommy get breakfast ready

Egg Tester thanks to Mike King

No sense in crying over spilled eggs

Get cracking with farm fresh eggs

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Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor


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