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Egg Tester

How Little Johnny helps Mommy get breakfast ready

Egg Tester thanks to Mike King

No sense in crying over spilled eggs

Get cracking with farm fresh eggs

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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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