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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

I only direct in self-defense. - Mel Brooks

Nothing positive comes from self-pity. - Unknown

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield

A day wasted on others is not wasted on one's self. - Charles Dickens

It is in self-limitation that a master first shows himself. - Johan Wolfgang von Goethe

There is always a limit to self-indulgence, but none to self-restraint. - M. K. Gandhi

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

A man is selfish not for pursuing his own good, but for neglecting his neighbor's. - Richard Whately

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state. - George Mikes

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Some people say they haven't yet found themselves. But the self is not something one finds; it is something one creates. - Thomas Szasz

He who gives what he would as readily throw away, gives without generosity; for the essence of generosity is in self sacrifice. - Sir Henry Taylor

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith


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