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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Lord, give me chastity and self-control, but not just yet. - St. Augustine

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

That ain't superstition - that's self-perservation. - Archie Bunker

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Self-worth comes from one thing – thinking that you are worthy. - Unknown

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Optimism and self-pity are the positive and negative poles of modern cowardice. - Cyril Connolly

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Nothing makes one so vain as being told one is a sinner. Conscience makes egotists of us all. - Oscar Wilde

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Anybody who does not evolve can become a self-parody. I have to evolve on a daily basis just to keep my own interest in what I do. - Marilyn Manson

Self confidence is the most attractive quality a person can have. How can anyone see how awesome you are if you can't see it yourself? - Unknown

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami

There is overwhelming evidence that the higher the level of self-esteem, the more likely one will treat others with respect, kindness, and generosity. - Nathaniel Branden


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