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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Nothing positive comes from self-pity. - Unknown

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings. - Dr. Samuel Johnson

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Self-worth comes from one thing – thinking that you are worthy. - Unknown

Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. - Unknown

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

We are all selfish and I no more trust myself than others with a good motive. - Lord Byron

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true. - Demosthenes

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state. - George Mikes

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith


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