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All limitations are self-imposed. - Ernest Holmes

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Just try to restract his attention. - Archie Bunker

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

He is a self-made man and worships his creator. - John Bright

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Make yourself a priority once in a while. It's not selfish, it's a necessity. - Unknown

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

He who gives what he would as readily throw away, gives without generosity; for the essence of generosity is in self sacrifice. - Sir Henry Taylor

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky


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