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Fate is character. - William Winter

Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Nothing positive comes from self-pity. - Unknown

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The essence of greatness is neglect of the self. - James Anthony Froude

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

All our acts, reasoned and unreasoned, are selfish. - Mark Twain

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Lord, give me chastity and self-control, but not just yet. - St. Augustine

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. - Unknown

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Make yourself a priority once in a while. It's not selfish, it's a necessity. - Unknown

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

Powerful is a man that realizes his own limitations, for he is self-aware, therefore, he is limitless. - Vincent E. Lafranchi IV

Pessimism becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; it reproduces itself by crippling our willingness to act. - Howard Zinn

It is necessary to try to surpass one's self always; this occupation ought to last as long as life. - Queen Christina

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself. - Abraham J. Heschel

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Self confidence is the most attractive quality a person can have. How can anyone see how awesome you are if you can't see it yourself? - Unknown

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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