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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Lawlessness is a self-perpetuating, ever-expanding habit. - Dorothy Thompson

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

I have an attention span that's as long as it has to be. - Donald Trump

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings. - Dr. Samuel Johnson

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Groundhog's Day. Causing meteorologists to question their self worth for centuries. - Unknown

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Erase self-doubt by working to build your strengths instead of focusing on your weaknesses. - Rodolfo Costa

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them. - Jerry Seinfeld

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith


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