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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

He is a self-made man and worships his creator. - John Bright

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

The essence of greatness is neglect of the self. - James Anthony Froude

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Lawlessness is a self-perpetuating, ever-expanding habit. - Dorothy Thompson

That ain't superstition - that's self-perservation. - Archie Bunker

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

A man is selfish not for pursuing his own good, but for neglecting his neighbor's. - Richard Whately

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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