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Employee Promotion

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Employee Promotion thanks to Jim Serritella

Promoting employees: how to do it right - the boss

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Floss like a boss! - Unknown

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Weekends are an employee's parole. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper. - Edmund Burke

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett


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