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Employee Promotion

Some things never change in the office

Employee Promotion thanks to Jim Serritella

Promoting employees: how to do it right - the boss

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Floss like a boss! - Unknown

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Wiping out is an underappreciated skill. - Laird Hamilton

I want you to hold it between your knees. - Jack Nicholson

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The first thing the secretary types is the boss. - Donald Trump

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Hiring alone doesn't give equal opportunity. - Richard J Mahoney

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper. - Edmund Burke

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer


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