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Escher Puzzles - Food For Thought

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A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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