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Exercise Tool For Seniors

For all my senior friends, please do not overdue it

Exercise Tool For Seniors thanks to Roy Taylor

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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