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Extreme Eyelashes

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Sharpen your eye makeup skills

Do you love big, bold, dramatic lashes? How to give a lifted effect to your eyes and enhance your eye shape.

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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